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3097 - Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
4195 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
474 - Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
1144 - If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
3153 - It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
1958 - You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
2264 - You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!
50 - I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
3693 - Sit down and give your mind a rest.
2979 - You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
2459 - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
844 - Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
2593 - I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
1504 - We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
4067 - Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"