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- » Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
- » If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
- » Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
- » Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
- » When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
- » Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?
- » People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
- » You add to, not diminish, pain!
- » I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
- » I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
- » People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
- » If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- » The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.
- » You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
- » I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.