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- » Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
- » I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- » Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- » Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
- » You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
- » Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
- » Sit down and give your mind a rest.
- » We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
- » There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
- » Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
- » You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
- » There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
- » We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
- » Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
- » Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.