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- » She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
- » If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
- » You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
- » Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
- » Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
- » He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
- » The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
- » Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
- » Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
- » Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
- » I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
- » I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
- » The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- » The gene pool could use a little chlorine.