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- » You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
- » You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
- » You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
- » Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
- » If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
- » You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
- » You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
- » Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
- » He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
- » Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
- » They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
- » You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
- » She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
- » I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.