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- » You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
- » I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
- » I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
- » There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
- » You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
- » A doughnut short of being a cop.
- » My kid got your honor student pregnant!
- » I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- » I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
- » Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
- » How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
- » I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
- » Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go burry it"!
- » It's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it.
- » You grow on people -- like a wart!