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- » You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
- » I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- » The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
- » I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
- » Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
- » So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
- » Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
- » You find a porn movie in your son's room.
- » Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
- » Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
- » I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
- » It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
- » A 20th century man... The guy has no future.
- » Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
- » I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.