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- » When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
- » Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.
- » Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
- » I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
- » You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
- » Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
- » I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
- » You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
- » Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
- » I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- » I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
- » It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
- » You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
- » Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
- » Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.