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We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
Losowe wpisy
- » Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody
who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
- » I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of
shock.
- » You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
- » When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
- » You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
- » Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
- » I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
- » I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing
there.
- » Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
- » Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
- » I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
- » Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
- » The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
- » I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere
to put it!
- » Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog
meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the
spot.