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- » People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
- » A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
- » They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
- » Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
- » You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.
- » You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
- » Your child may be an honors student, but You're a moron.
- » We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
- » You grow on people -- like a wart!
- » You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
- » When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
- » Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
- » Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
- » Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
- » I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.