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- » The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
- » I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
- » I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- » Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
- » If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
- » We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
- » I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- » Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
- » You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
- » A couplet short of a sonnet.
- » If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
- » Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
- » When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
- » Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
- » You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.