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- » People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
- » I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
- » So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
- » Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.
- » I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- » Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
- » Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
- » I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
- » Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
- » Hey, act your age -- senile!
- » Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
- » You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!
- » My other ride is your mom.
- » If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.