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- » Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
- » You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
- » You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
- » I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
- » You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
- » You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
- » All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
- » Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
- » I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
- » Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
- » Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
- » I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- » I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
- » They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
- » All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.