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- » You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
- » I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
- » If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
- » I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- » Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
- » Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
- » He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
- » You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
- » If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
- » You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.
- » I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
- » They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
- » When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
- » If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
- » Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!