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- » Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
- » Hey, act your age -- senile!
- » I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- » Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
- » Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
- » If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
- » Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
- » I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
- » Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
- » We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
- » I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
- » Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.
- » You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
- » Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
- » At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!