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- » You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
- » Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.
- » I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
- » Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
- » There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
- » Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
- » Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
- » Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
- » We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
- » I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
- » Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
- » Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
- » Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
- » You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
- » Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.