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- » Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
- » Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
- » I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
- » Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
- » Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
- » Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
- » They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
- » Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
- » Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
- » Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
- » Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
- » Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
- » You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!
- » We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
- » Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...