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- » Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
- » Who wears your GOOD clothes?
- » Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
- » When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
- » Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
- » You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
- » You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
- » You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
- » I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.
- » He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
- » I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- » Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
- » I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
- » You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
- » When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.