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- » Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
- » Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
- » If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- » Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.
- » I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
- » If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
- » A couple of slates short of a full roof.
- » I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
- » I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.
- » Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
- » I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
- » Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
- » He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.
- » I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
- » Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.