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- » Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
- » Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
- » If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
- » Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
- » So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
- » When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
- » I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
- » I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
- » You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
- » He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
- » The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
- » Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
- » You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
- » When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
- » You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appitite!