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- » Hey, act your age -- senile!
- » Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
- » When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
- » Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
- » Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
- » You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
- » I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
- » You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
- » You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
- » I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- » Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
- » I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
- » It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
- » I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
- » The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.