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- » Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.
- » Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
- » Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
- » I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
- » You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
- » Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
- » A cup and saucer short of a place setting.
- » We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
- » I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- » I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
- » I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
- » I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
- » If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
- » I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
- » Who wears your GOOD clothes?