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- » You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
- » No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
- » I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
- » I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
- » Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
- » You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
- » I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
- » I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
- » Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
- » Sit down and give your mind a rest.
- » Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
- » I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
- » Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.
- » I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.