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- » You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
- » At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
- » I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
- » Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
- » You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
- » Now she's at rest and so am I
- » Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
- » Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
- » Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
- » Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
- » I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- » Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
- » Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
- » I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
- » Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?