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- » I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
- » A cup and saucer short of a place setting.
- » I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
- » I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.
- » Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
- » He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- » The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- » The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
- » Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
- » Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
- » Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- » I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
- » When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
- » If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
- » I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.