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- » Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
- » Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
- » A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.
- » Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.
- » I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- » The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
- » Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
- » Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color.
- » I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- » Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
- » I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
- » The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
- » I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- » You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
- » Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo momma's goes AnyCockllDo!