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- » Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
- » You grow on people -- like a wart!
- » Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
- » I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- » Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
- » Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- » You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
- » A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
- » You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?
- » Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.
- » You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!
- » You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
- » Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
- » If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
- » Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.