Treść
Menu
Losowe wpisy
- » Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
- » I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
- » If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
- » All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
- » I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
- » You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
- » If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
- » I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
- » You can't fix stupid
- » All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
- » Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
- » It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
- » Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
- » A doughnut short of being a cop.
- » Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.