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- » Are your parents siblings?
- » Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
- » People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
- » The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
- » I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
- » Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- » You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
- » When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
- » Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
- » If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
- » All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
- » Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
- » If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
- » You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
- » Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.