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- » Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.
- » Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
- » Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
- » You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
- » I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- » Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
- » If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
- » If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
- » I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- » As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
- » You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
- » Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
- » Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
- » I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
- » Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo momma's goes AnyCockllDo!