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- » You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
- » Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
- » Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- » Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
- » Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
- » Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
- » I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
- » If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
- » I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
- » Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.
- » You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
- » The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
- » So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
- » Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
- » He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!