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- » You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
- » I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
- » You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
- » I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- » You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
- » When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
- » You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
- » Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
- » A couple of slates short of a full roof.
- » It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
- » Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
- » If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
- » I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
- » Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
- » Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.