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- » They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
- » I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
- » I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
- » He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.
- » I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
- » You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
- » A couplet short of a sonnet.
- » Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
- » Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
- » I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.
- » Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
- » Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
- » Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
- » Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
- » She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!