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- » Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
- » Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
- » People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
- » You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
- » Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
- » I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
- » Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
- » Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
- » No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
- » It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
- » You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
- » If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
- » You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
- » You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
- » The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all