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You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
Losowe wpisy
- » I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a
thief, and a cheat.
- » I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to
Rin Tin Tin.
- » Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
- » When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
- » Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.
- » You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
- » Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
- » You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like
you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
- » I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a
fool.
- » You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at
the same time!
- » If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
- » When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll
say it was your stupidity.
- » I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you
WERE dead.
- » Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!
- » You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.