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- » Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
- » I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- » You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
- » Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
- » No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
- » I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
- » He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.
- » You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
- » A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
- » I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
- » All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
- » I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
- » I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- » Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement window.