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- » You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
- » Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
- » I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
- » Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
- » Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
- » At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
- » If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
- » Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
- » Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
- » We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
- » Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
- » I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
- » Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
- » Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
- » You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.