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- » Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
- » The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.
- » Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!
- » I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- » Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
- » You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
- » When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
- » I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
- » I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- » Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
- » We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
- » You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
- » A 20th century man... The guy has no future.
- » You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
- » You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.