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If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
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- » I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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- » I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take
care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
- » He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
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- » They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
- » When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
- » Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what
color.
- » I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
- » Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody
who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
- » And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
- » He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
- » We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
- » Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog
meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the
spot.
- » If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.