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- » Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
- » I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- » You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
- » Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
- » You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.
- » Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
- » Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
- » Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
- » If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- » I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
- » You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
- » When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
- » Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
- » Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
- » I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!