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- » Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
- » You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
- » I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
- » It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
- » Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
- » Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
- » I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
- » We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
- » I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
- » The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
- » You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
- » I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
- » I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- » He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
- » Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!