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- » You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
- » The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.
- » You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
- » I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
- » You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!
- » Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
- » Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
- » I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
- » When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
- » Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
- » He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
- » If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
- » You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
- » When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
- » You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.