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- » You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appitite!
- » I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
- » I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- » I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
- » Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
- » Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
- » I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
- » The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.
- » Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
- » I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
- » Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
- » I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
- » Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
- » Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
- » You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.