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- » The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- » When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
- » I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
- » How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
- » It's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it.
- » Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
- » You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
- » I admire your because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.
- » I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- » I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
- » I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
- » You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
- » People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
- » Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.
- » Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!