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- » Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
- » You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
- » A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.
- » It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
- » A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
- » Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
- » You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
- » Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
- » I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
- » The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
- » Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
- » A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.
- » You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
- » You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
- » Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.