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- » You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
- » All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
- » I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
- » A cup and saucer short of a place setting.
- » Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
- » Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
- » Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
- » If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
- » The stupid person's idea of a clever person.
- » Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- » Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
- » Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
- » A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
- » Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.
- » I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.