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- » I bet your mother has a loud bark!
- » You'd make a lovely corpse!
- » You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
- » They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
- » If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
- » When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
- » When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
- » Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
- » Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
- » You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
- » At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
- » You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
- » I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
- » Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
- » A cup and saucer short of a place setting.