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- » If I would like to hear from an asshole, I?d fart!
- » You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
- » I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.
- » When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
- » Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
- » Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color.
- » Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
- » Eventually, you will get what you asked for.
- » I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
- » It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
- » If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
- » Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
- » Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
- » You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
- » Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.