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- » They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
- » We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
- » He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
- » You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!
- » If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
- » If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
- » I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
- » Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
- » Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.
- » You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
- » You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
- » I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
- » Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
- » They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.