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- » Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
- » You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
- » I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
- » I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
- » The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
- » It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
- » Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.
- » I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind! Yo momma's so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.
- » I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
- » I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
- » I admire your because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.
- » There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
- » You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
- » The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.